dh, okay, I'll take the bait, but only this once, as really I am a friendly chap, or so the wardens keep telling me.
god may or may not be happy - it doesn't really concern me. One thing for sure though is that you are one unhappy sadsack.
dh, (Do you know what that signifies in Oz?) Innocent question without implication, but as evidenced by your comments, you obviously meet the criteria.
"If I were god I would kill myself and you". Should you decide to initiate such action, please follow that procedure i.e. kill yourself first, then come looking for me.
"dh. Make up your own punchline dickhead."
To be certain you made a basic error when signing off as the above - it should have read,
dh. Make up your own punchline. Dickhead.
cheeses. Who shows compassion for the uneducated fools parading as dickheads.